February 2011
What a SLUT
Celeste: I send pictures of my penis all the time
“MTV’s marketing campaign for Skins promised lots of teenagers behaving badly,...”
– I think this is simultaneously correct and horribly off. Plus, let’s be honest: MTV will never make something of merit again.
Who Doesn't?
Me: My beer is smiling at me!
MK: That’s because it’s in between your legs
Genius
me: Real Housewives of the Mainline STARRING DRA What would be your tagline? “Making money is an aphrodisiac” is taken
Dra: “my mother gave me two bits of advice: stay thin, and always get a prenup”
She is a GOLD MINE, I tell ya
me: Our minds shall drink at every pore/The spirit of the season. Great tattoo idea
Dra: and my big tattoo idea, in an elegant typeface along my upper inner thigh, “trust fund required for entry”
“It is the first mild day of March:
Each minute sweeter than before,
The...”
– William Wordsworth’s “Lines Written a Small Distance From My House.”
I wanted to read this at my friend’s wedding in March. It was vetoed by the wedding planner. Le sigh.
My gchat status is "Elegance is learned, my...
Dra: it’s spelled “ma frenz”
“So they wanna cut everything from family care to prenatal care to child...”
– JON STEWART, on the GOP’s wholesale attack on women, women’s health programs, reproductive rights and, again, women, on The Daily Show
LOST is still awesome
Jacob isn’t ”good,” per se — he’s just capable of giving life. Put another way: Jacob is the god of beginnings. He is The Alpha. The Man in Black? Not evil — he’s the god of endings. He is the Omega. The beginning and the end. Polar, warring opposites, but absolutely necessary for life to bloom (Alpha) and to have form (Omega). Both are necessary for anything to...
I love my work friends...well, friend
Email that was just sent to me:
I have a friend, MK…actually it’s a girl I used to date and we’re still really close that is like the female version of you. I think you should meet. I will arrange. She makes awful jokes and then calls herself out on them. I just love that. She’s also so into music and gets super excited about random stuff, just like you and you can tell she’s excited because...
