Reason number one to not have a child - babies are unsympathetic to the fact...– Kristin Eliason
You can’t hear the world laughing at you if you’re laughing harder.– Bobby Cobb
Ask Me a Question Y'all
Because today is one of those days where you feel like you might not have a job come this time next week.
blatheringoctopus: for cheattowin. I will give you one clue as to why this is my Haterade color. Also, Dra is the shit.
Patience, Iago. Patience.–
Top of the World
And now I’m wearing nothing but shorts and trying to make my way through a sixer of Blue Moon. Thanks, Wednesday.
What is it about students these days?
I seriously do not understand how their egos have become so uncontrollable. It’s practically insufferable reading their admissions essays, let alone talking to them and hearing them brag about how they’ve changed the world and are incomparably intelligent/competent/amazing. No wonder they become so entitled and so many of them refuse to find a job once they graduate from college. I...
7:30 AM is way too early for me to proctor an...
vaginagarten: 6:30am was way too early for me to answer questions for moron participants who can’t read a breakfast schedule.
Hey y'all - another "magical Negro" to get excited... →
…just like in The Blindside and Little Bee. Glad us white folk can feel better by helping those po’ black folk make something better of themselves, because they surely couldn’t do it themselves!
I have a suspicion - and hear me out, because this is a rough one - that the...– Tiny Fey
I’ve been up since 5.30 for work, it’s almost 11 now, and I can’t fall asleep? How does that work again?
The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads....– Jeff Hammerbacher in Business Week (via bryanfuhr)
‘Tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people– That book I read in 9th grade
I do love reading this book because I am genuinely fascinated by the concept of humans creating race as an intellectual construct, but I also enjoythe stares from people on the T when they see the title.
Words cannot express how excited I am about the Nene Leakes vs. Star Jones fight on next week’s Celebrity Apprentice.
Anddd two of my favorite shows of all time continue to intersect.