September 2011
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CLASSIC
The other day at work, someone pulled the most amazing Laguna Beach (Season 2) reference out of thin air. My coworker/friend was walking away after we finished our convo, and she said, “I like your shirt.”
I mumbled a thank you as I headed back to my office.
She then screamed, “I LIKE YOUR FACE!” across the courtyard at me.
I crumpled into a ball of laughter on the...
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Fucking Rachel
I mean, I knew she won Veto this week, and I know that Shelly will go home now, but come on. This asshole said (and I’m paraphrasing her repulsive language skills here), “I won the Veto and now those back-stabbing floaters are going on the block.”
1. The oxymoronic status of that phrase is clearly lost on her infantile mind. The fact that Shelly and Adam, in her eyes,...
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Weighed myself at the gym today
Never thought I’d be excited about going over the deuce…then I realized my current weight is the DC area code.
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Remember that one time
That I killed off an entire fifth of Jack in one evening after mixing it with cider and listening to Patty Griffin’s Impossible Dream album?
Once I got to “Top of the World” and put it on repeat, the tears just never really stopped coming.
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i'm with kanye: On second thought: I’m not sure... →
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On second thought: I’m not sure why I’m upset by Chris Brown’s performance. (Okay, I know why I’m upset by him but that’s not the point right now.) I should be directing my frustration at the network that put Brown on TV and awarded Tyler the Creator (see TheShortFormBlog for more on that one) but…
I couldn’t agree more with all of this. Chris Brown must continually...
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“Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone....”
– Kathryn Merteuil
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