Dane Cook, people: still subhuman. “I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into [The Dark Knight Rises],” Cook began last night at L.A.’s Laugh Factory. “And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie’s pretty much a piece of crap. Yeah, spoiler alert. I know that if none of that would have happened, I’m pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in realizing it was a piece of crap, probably was like, ‘Ugh, fucking shoot me.’” And there you have Dane Cook’s Aurora shooting joke.

Dane Cook, people: still subhuman.

“I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into [The Dark Knight Rises],” Cook began last night at L.A.’s Laugh Factory. “And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie’s pretty much a piece of crap. Yeah, spoiler alert. I know that if none of that would have happened, I’m pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in realizing it was a piece of crap, probably was like, ‘Ugh, fucking shoot me.’” And there you have Dane Cook’s Aurora shooting joke.

  1. funeral0p0lis reblogged this from cheattowin
  2. terribledeathwhinny reblogged this from amberguessa and added:
    Or the fighting pit in GoT? Or the Maze in the Maze Runner. Oh I have a list of locations for this douchecopter.
  3. amberguessa reblogged this from polyandthenomials and added:
    Dane Cook needs to go away. Can we raise money to send him to the pit that’s in TDKR?? Can we make that pit exist just...
  4. polyandthenomials reblogged this from cheattowin and added:
    Not surprised Mr. Cook is still a waste of space
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Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 1:23PM
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