“The best birthday in the world is to have, at most, five people over for a barbeque and to make tofu because it’s my birthday and they have to like it.” Leaning toward The Cut’s audio recorder she elaborated, “I want a birthday that involves me and the movie Oliver and Company and some Champagne and some marijuana— and I’m speaking into the microphone because it should be legal.”
Her birthday, she said, is on November 27. If you’d like to send her a care package, “that would be awesome!” Her voice rising to a shout, she concluded, ”Yeah, put this shit in the magazine! Give me the best birthday ev-ah!”
I don’t understand. It’s like one post on NY Magazine comes up and all of the shrill bullshit from The Newsroom is gone. I like Allison Pill again, y’all!