Important Conversations: I Spit Negative Game

me: I'm being a twat and listening to Demi Lovato. It was on my hold music and I just needed to hear it to get through today
Roddy: haha i dont think that makes you a twat
Roddy: I smell like perfume now...
me: You gchat like a character from Ulysses
me: I take it you dig James Joyce references this early in the morning
Roddy: HA. explain
me: Ulysses is considered by many to be one of the best novels to ever exist
me: Written by Dubliner James Joyce at the turn of the 20th century, it follows one character through his life over the course of one day, I believe
Roddy: but how am i like one of those characters
me: Of note, however, is the "stream of consciousness" style of writing that Joyce employed - also made famous by his novel The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
me: Which is a personal favorite of mine
me: The style of writing is similar to the way many people think - bizarre and quick transitions between seemingly unrelated or tangential topics
Roddy: in other words, i write like a scatter brain?
Roddy: I mean, that was a simpler way to put it, dont you think?
me: Yes, but mine was more charming because it involved literary allusions