In what will hopefully become tradition for all future Super Bowls, the Associated Press is reporting that Beyoncé has signed on to perform at the half-time show of Super Bowl XLVII in February.
She will kill it. She will not give anyone the middle finger. She will whip the crowd into such a frenzied state of collective effervescence that the players will vote to toss out the scores because “we’re just playing for fun here.”
An unexpected side-effect of the AP story is that it underscores just how little there is to say about Beyoncé aside from “DIVA,” “KILLIN’ IT,” “BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN,” and other things in capital letters.