We can agree that Azrael from Goth Talk was the inspiration for Gene Belcher, right?

It’s never too early to consider appropriate birthday presents for me.  We’re about three months out now, people.

It’s never too early to consider appropriate birthday presents for me.  We’re about three months out now, people.

What if I just dressed up like Tina Belcher and wrote erotic friend fiction?

Words cannot express how happy I am to have Bob’s Burgers back in my life.

Words cannot express how happy I am to have Bob’s Burgers back in my life.


Hello and welcome to Bob’s Burgers. The burger of the day is the child molester, it comes with candy.

I’m ready for more episodes of Bob’s Burgers, people.

Hello and welcome to Bob’s Burgers. The burger of the day is the child molester, it comes with candy.

I’m ready for more episodes of Bob’s Burgers, people.

THINGS THE EMMY NOMINATIONS GOT RIGHT:

Best Comedy:
Girls
Veep

Best Drama:
Breaking Bad
Game of Thrones
Homeland
Mad Men 

Lead actress in drama:
Glenn Close, Damages
Claire Danes, Homeland
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men

Lead actor in a drama:
Steve BuscemiBoardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jon HammMad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland

Best comedy actress:
Lena Dunham, Girls
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

Best comedy actor
Louic C.K., Louie

Best supporting actress, drama
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men

Best supporting actor, drama
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Giancarlo EspositoBreaking Bad
Peter DinklageGame of Thrones
Jared Harris, Mad Men 

Outstanding animated program
Bob’s Burgers

Best guest actress in a drama
Martha PlimptonThe Good Wife
Julia OrmondMad Men

Best guest actor in a drama series

Mark Margolis, Breaking Bad
Dylan Baker, The Good Wife
Michael J. Fox, The Good Wife
Ben Feldman, Mad Men

Best lead actress in a miniseries or movie
Connie Britton, American Horror Story
Julianne Moore, Game Change

Best supporting actress in a miniseries or movie
Frances Conroy, American Horror Story
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Sarah Paulson, Game Change

Outstanding writing for a comedy
Chris McKenna, Community
Lena Dunham, Girls
Louis C.K., Louie
Amy Poehler, Parks And Recreation
Michael Schur, Parks and Recreation

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Anonymous asked: You know that Community video you posted is fanmade, right?

How could I not know that Community video was fanmade?  More importantly, what gives you the impression I didn’t know?


The Bob’s Burgers team knows that, at Comic-Con, the limited menu of congealed cheese-topped nachos and pretzel dogs provide many potentially throat-obstructing dangers, and this year the Fox animated show is doing something about it. Vulture has obtained an exclusive first look at the Bob’sComic-Con poster, which they’ve made into a step-by-step first-aid guide for chokers. We especially like the tip for handling pregnant ones.

Anyone who doesn’t watch Bob’s Burgers is missing out on one of the funniest shows out there right now.  Luckily, Denise Martin at NY Mag understands that.

The Bob’s Burgers team knows that, at Comic-Con, the limited menu of congealed cheese-topped nachos and pretzel dogs provide many potentially throat-obstructing dangers, and this year the Fox animated show is doing something about it. Vulture has obtained an exclusive first look at the Bob’sComic-Con poster, which they’ve made into a step-by-step first-aid guide for chokers. We especially like the tip for handling pregnant ones.

Anyone who doesn’t watch Bob’s Burgers is missing out on one of the funniest shows out there right now.  Luckily, Denise Martin at NY Mag understands that.

“Are there any shows or movies left in the world that you haven’t perved up?”

“Are there any shows or movies left in the world that you haven’t perved up?”