Normal 30-Year-Old Conversations

  • me: can we have drunken dance parties to One Direction?
  • me: Like straight up jumping up and down and screaming
  • me: "YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!"
  • Bobby: Yes
  • Bobby: Yes
  • Bobby: Yes
  • Bobby: A thousand times yes
  • Bobby: But only if we jump in a room plastered with their images all over the walls
  • Bobby: And I am ready to do the prep work for it
Posted on February 21st, 2013 at 10:19AM
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#One Direction#1D#YOLO#Bobby

Glad You Caught the Mistake, Bud

  • Bobby: Can I say that I really geeked out like a year ago when you said that you were Jeremy Hobson's friend
  • Bobby: I misspoke; Jeremy Hobson is YOUR friend
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 2:36PM
#Bobby#NPR#Jeremy Hobson
One of my best friends sent the following text, with an accompanying photo as proof: I went to the gap then other day and played dress up. Sometimes I like to do that

One of my best friends sent the following text, with an accompanying photo as proof:

I went to the gap then other day and played dress up. Sometimes I like to do that

Posted on November 23rd, 2012 at 7:30PM
5 notes
#Bobby#Gap#The Gap#Shenanigans