Instant boner, y’all.

Instant boner, y’all.

I get the feeling y’all might enjoy Britney…

I get the feeling y’all might enjoy Britney…

Here I go…Here I go…(Here I go)

Here I go…Here I go…(Here I go)

Hush, just stop.

Hush, just stop.

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You say I’m crazy? I got your crazy.

ArtistWomanizer
TitleBritney Spears
AlbumWomanizer Single
Republicans are killing me  And I, I must confess I still believe… The race without you would waste my time Give me a sign Hillary - run one more time

Republicans are killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe…
The race without you would waste my time
Give me a sign
Hillary - run one more time

Vivienne Pinay and Honey Mahogany - please take note.

Vivienne Pinay and Honey Mahogany - please take note.

I sing this song to Chipotle employees every time I visit.

I sing this song to Chipotle employees every time I visit.

Pour some milkshake out for Melissa Joan Hart, y’all.

Pour some milkshake out for Melissa Joan Hart, y’all.

The winner will always be Britney.

The winner will always be Britney.

So much to celebrate this weekend - especially the birthday of Britney Jean Spears.

So much to celebrate this weekend - especially the birthday of Britney Jean Spears.

I owned this (flawless) issue.

I owned this (flawless) issue.

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Stronger than yesterday
Now it’s nothing but my way
My loneliness ain’t killing me no more
I’m stronger

Easily one of the best pop songs of the past 20 years.

ArtistBritney Spears
TitleStronger
AlbumOops!...I Did It Again

Important Conversations: Ash Discusses Twitter

  • me: I think she still follows me on twitter
  • Ash: i am dying of jealousy
  • me: And that is like reason to get up in the morning
  • Ash: i should start tweeting
  • Ash: because i am hilarious
  • Ash: and then maybe i can get a follower like britney
  • Ash: but id settle for lance bass

Important Conversations: Britney's Top Five Iconic Songs

  • Ash: same with drive me crazy for me
  • Ash: she looked great in that video
  • me: LOVE THAT VIDEO
  • Ash's new status message - erudite conversations with jake: britney's top 5 iconic songs 1:05 PM
  • Ash: could have done without melissa joan hart's cameo
  • me: Eh she kinda stood there and smirked while holding a milkshake
  • me: That's her range