Three years ago today, we lost Brittany Murphy.
I, for one, still miss her.
When I was in college, my love for Clueless and penchant for alcoholism merged quite spectacularly with this drinking game I invented for the film. If you earn minor ducats at a thankless job, this might be even better than a good old fashioned boinkfest.
One must drink from beverage when:
- Cher and Josh bicker
- Anyone uses a cell phone
- Anyone hits on Cher
- Daddy yells
- Cher’s poor driving is displayed
- “Popularity” is mentioned
- Cher grunts, whines, or squeaks
- Shopping or the mall are shown or mentioned
- Anyone says “clueless”
Optional Shit-faced Rule: You have to drink every time Cher changes outfits.
This candle is going to bless me once I find my new apartment.
“Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!”
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
