While visiting her mother in Pennsylvania this month, Lauren Pytel, a 47-year-old high school English teacher who lives in Tudor City, found herself pining for her cats, Tiggles ap Caduet and Munchie Effexorov, and their recently deceased siblings, Claritin and Zoloft.
“They’re named for medications, because cats make you feel better,” she said.
Stop trying to make us sympathize with crazy cat ladies.
That said, the opening sentence is as brilliant as it is wrong.
Source: NY Times