I was going to mark Black Friday with Black SwanDay, but decided Natalie simply wasn’t getting enough love. So I’mma expand it to a full marathon - known as Natalie Portmania - by adding Closer and Garden State.
Feel free to make this a national holiday, people.
And so it is…just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is: the shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky
And so it is just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me…most of the time
Cue Natalie Portman walking in slow motion down the streets of London/New York.
Those scenes give my heart a boner.
Pink wig, thick ass, I give ‘em whiplash.
Think big, get cash, make ‘em blink fast.
I think big, get cash, make ‘em blink fast
“Thank you. My real name… is plain… Jane Jones.”
There’s a club, if you’d like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry
And you want to die
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
