Jeepin’? Jeepin’? No. But, speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car. — Dionne Davenport, Feminist Hero
So, OK, the Attorney General says there is too much violence on TV and that should stop. But even if you took out all the violent shows, you could still see the news. So, until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value. Thank you. — Cher Horowitz, nonpareil cultural pundit.
He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship? — Cher Horowitz, keeping it real.
Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I’ve worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum. — Cher Horowitz, voice of a generation