Cheat To Win

My best friend is naming her new dog Cory Booker - with his stamp of approval.

Cory and I would get along well.

This morning, Twitter user @my_serenelove tweeted at the mayor, “I live around the corner from u on homestead. Why don’t we have our power back. Half of my block does.” His response: “There is someone at my house now (Eric). I’ve got space u can relax in, charge devices & even a working DVD player. Come by.”

But then, Booker must have thought, what if @my_serenelove’s neighbor sees her come over, and think she wasn’t invited? “Please let any1 on Homestead know they can come 2 my house & use the spare apt on 1st floor 2 relax, get warm, charge up etc,” he tweeted next. Less than an hour ago, @my_serenelove confirmedwhere she was: “At @CoryBooker house. Charging everything up. Thx.”

I think I just fell for Cory Booker.

My friend Dra and I weren’t sure the best way to use this Planned Parenthood photo of Aisha Tyler and Cory Booker, so she decided to go with an Archer reference.

Classic.