My dad is the kind of guy who makes events on Facebook but doesn’t invite anyone but himself.
Weird dude.

My dad is the kind of guy who makes events on Facebook but doesn’t invite anyone but himself.

Weird dude.

Regarding the future sex of his unborn child

  • me: How far is she? Four months?
  • Ryan: 15 weeks
  • me: Awesome
  • Ryan: May 1 we'll peek to see its junk or snatch
  • me: You're gonna be the best dad ever