My best friend is naming her new dog Cory Booker - with his stamp of approval.
I’m going to take “Who does more in your home?” even though Claude doesn’t do shit.
— Dra, regarding quizzes on Pew Research’s website. Claude is her cat.
We Have a Marriage Pact
- me: That guy is a grade A twat waffle
- Dra: why wasnt twatwaffle on drew magary's stupid curse word bracket? woulda been the cinderella story of that thing.
Duh...I'm a Tank
- Dra: oh question - what's a good stealthy thing to drink on a bolt bus
- Dra: like a 20 oz soda + _____ liquor
- me: Yeah you can do that...honestly, if you sit in the back, you can basically do anything
- me: it's like international waters back there
- me: I used to buy 24 ox beers from Duane Reade for my return trip
- Dra: um, i was like, i dont know what an ox beer is but that sounds intense, and TWENTY FOUR OF THEM???
In regards to me placing Frank Ocean at the top of my 2012 list:
Consider that flaw addressed and rectified.Dra: i feel like there’s one egregious flaw in that post thoughDra: no picture of everest :( :( :(
I basically root for any team with Jermaine’s dad on the payroll.
Christmas with Dra will be amazing. That said, part of me still wants to do this at some point over the next two months.
Important Conversations: Halloween Costumes
- me: I wanna be Kanye for Halloween. Like VMA "Runaway" performance Kanye
- Dra: i wanna be kanye all the time.
- me: Truer words have never been spoken
Completely typical conversation for us.
Compliments Make Me Uncomfortable
- me: I want new glasses but don't really have a need
- me: I just wear them at home when my eyes are tired
- Dra: you'd look really good with glasses
- Dra: like some kind of plastic frame
- Dra: you have a good face for glasses
- me: I dunno what to say to that
- Dra: i think your features are such that glasses would be very striking on you...especially with your coloring, like a lot of different frames could look good
Reason #40,932 People Suck
- me: My grad school just contacted me about doing an alumni profile on me....wtf?
- Dra: if i were your grad school id wanna show you off too
- me: Haha everyone else said why
- Dra: wtf people are wack
Or maybe they're a Lost Cause
- Dra: i'm trying to think of why someone wouldn't like beck
- Dra: or if i can think of anyone who doesn't like beck
- Dra: they must be a terrorist.
My friend Dra and I weren’t sure the best way to use this Planned Parenthood photo of Aisha Tyler and Cory Booker, so she decided to go with an Archer reference.
Classic.
Tell Me More
- Dra: ok hatefollowing todd akin on twitter is like...the best decision of my life
So David was right. I *am* superficial.
- Dra: ok hes cute but hes the kind of cute where he would only actually be cute IRL if he had a nice deep voice.
- me: Yeah but the Aussie part helps
- Dra: apparently this kava kava turns me into quinn morgendorffer
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
