I’m going to take “Who does more in your home?” even though Claude doesn’t do shit. — Dra, regarding quizzes on Pew Research’s website. Claude is her cat.
We Have a Marriage Pact
- me: That guy is a grade A twat waffle
- Dra: why wasnt twatwaffle on drew magary's stupid curse word bracket? woulda been the cinderella story of that thing.
Duh...I'm a Tank
- Dra: oh question - what's a good stealthy thing to drink on a bolt bus
- Dra: like a 20 oz soda + _____ liquor
- me: Yeah you can do that...honestly, if you sit in the back, you can basically do anything
- me: it's like international waters back there
- me: I used to buy 24 ox beers from Duane Reade for my return trip
- Dra: um, i was like, i dont know what an ox beer is but that sounds intense, and TWENTY FOUR OF THEM???
Important Conversations: Halloween Costumes
- me: I wanna be Kanye for Halloween. Like VMA "Runaway" performance Kanye
- Dra: i wanna be kanye all the time.
- me: Truer words have never been spoken
Compliments Make Me Uncomfortable
- me: I want new glasses but don't really have a need
- me: I just wear them at home when my eyes are tired
- Dra: you'd look really good with glasses
- Dra: like some kind of plastic frame
- Dra: you have a good face for glasses
- me: I dunno what to say to that
- Dra: i think your features are such that glasses would be very striking on you...especially with your coloring, like a lot of different frames could look good
Reason #40,932 People Suck
- me: My grad school just contacted me about doing an alumni profile on me....wtf?
- Dra: if i were your grad school id wanna show you off too
- me: Haha everyone else said why
- Dra: wtf people are wack
Or maybe they're a Lost Cause
- Dra: i'm trying to think of why someone wouldn't like beck
- Dra: or if i can think of anyone who doesn't like beck
- Dra: they must be a terrorist.
Tell Me More
- Dra: ok hatefollowing todd akin on twitter is like...the best decision of my life
So David was right. I *am* superficial.
- Dra: ok hes cute but hes the kind of cute where he would only actually be cute IRL if he had a nice deep voice.
- me: Yeah but the Aussie part helps
- Dra: apparently this kava kava turns me into quinn morgendorffer