My new “About Me” section:
a·loof(/əˈlo͞of/), adj.
Not friendly or forthcoming; cool and distant.
Conspicuously uninvolved and uninterested, typically through distaste.
Synonyms: remote, distant
Remember when I was in Philly over Christmas and I tried on some Warby Parker’s and even though I looked like shit they were actually kinda cute and I didn’t hate them? Remember that?

Gee. Pee. Oh. Why.

I am still filled with murderous rage every time I think about the fact that Young Adult was completely shut out by the Academy in 2012.

They certainly are. Happy birthday, Coach.
Folu decided she wants to carry pics of me in her wallet so I became a huge twat and just kept sending her ones.
Proof that Nashville misses me and wants me back for good.
- Catching up over a whiskey cocktail with a close friend makes everything better.
- Everyone loves a dancer.
- My Clinton-esque sympathy would be a campaign manager’s dream.
- Sometimes you need a friend who belts out the Sam Cooke songs.
I mean in some ways music is so much better than people.
— Stephen Thompson, NPR








