Look who I found.

Look who I found.

My new “About Me” section:

a·loof(/əˈlo͞of/), adj.
Not friendly or forthcoming; cool and distant.
Conspicuously uninvolved and uninterested, typically through distaste.
Synonyms: remote, distant

Remember when I was in Philly over Christmas and I tried on some Warby Parker’s and even though I looked like shit they were actually kinda cute and I didn’t hate them? Remember that?

Remember when I was in Philly over Christmas and I tried on some Warby Parker’s and even though I looked like shit they were actually kinda cute and I didn’t hate them? Remember that?

Gee. Pee. Oh. Why.

Gee. Pee. Oh. Why.

I am still filled with murderous rage every time I think about the fact that Young Adult was completely shut out by the Academy in 2012.

I am still filled with murderous rage every time I think about the fact that Young Adult was completely shut out by the Academy in 2012.

Over this shit.

Over this shit.

They certainly are.  Happy birthday, Coach.

They certainly are.  Happy birthday, Coach.

GPOY from senior year (February 2006).

GPOY from senior year (February 2006).

Life is the longest death in California.

Life is the longest death in California.

Apparently I hide my face too much in pictures, y’all.

Apparently I hide my face too much in pictures, y’all.

Favorite.

Favorite.

Folu decided she wants to carry pics of me in her wallet so I became a huge twat and just kept sending her ones.

Folu decided she wants to carry pics of me in her wallet so I became a huge twat and just kept sending her ones.

Proof that Nashville misses me and wants me back for good.

  1. Catching up over a whiskey cocktail with a close friend makes everything better.
  2. Everyone loves a dancer.
  3. My Clinton-esque sympathy would be a campaign manager’s dream.
  4. Sometimes you need a friend who belts out the Sam Cooke songs.
Brought my B+ game to work on Monday with my outfit.

Brought my B+ game to work on Monday with my outfit.

I mean in some ways music is so much better than people. — Stephen Thompson, NPR