I’m practically counting down the days until August 11…
Summer is coming.
These are a good start on the pathway to me keeping all of the families straight in the Song of Ice and Fire series…
He Knows Me So Well
- Luke: “I signed a nudity clause way back when, so I knew at some point it’s going to happen. I’m fine with nudity actually."
- Luke: from kit harrington
- Luke: so get excited
Just in case you felt like making cookies with the sygils of the families in Game of Thrones.
So when do I get to spoon with Jon Snow?
THINGS THE EMMY NOMINATIONS SCREWED UP:
- No one but Lena Dunham representing GIRLS.
- No one but Julia Louis Dreyfus representing Veep.
- No one but Peter Dinklage representing Game of Thrones.
- Seems someone forgot to nominate Parks & Rec after their best season ever.
- No mention of Community. Anywhere (except the writing category).
- No nominations for Jessica Paré or Kiernan Shipka.
- Modern Family and Downton Abbey pop up more than herpes at Spring Break.
THINGS THE EMMY NOMINATIONS GOT RIGHT:
Best Comedy:
Girls
Veep
Best Drama:
Breaking Bad
Game of Thrones
Homeland
Mad Men
Lead actress in drama:
Glenn Close, Damages
Claire Danes, Homeland
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Lead actor in a drama:
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland
Best comedy actress:
Lena Dunham, Girls
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Best comedy actor
Louic C.K., Louie
Best supporting actress, drama
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men
Best supporting actor, drama
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Giancarlo Esposito, Breaking Bad
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Jared Harris, Mad Men
Outstanding animated program
Bob’s Burgers
Best guest actress in a drama
Martha Plimpton, The Good Wife
Julia Ormond, Mad Men
Best guest actor in a drama series
Mark Margolis, Breaking Bad
Dylan Baker, The Good Wife
Michael J. Fox, The Good Wife
Ben Feldman, Mad Men
Best lead actress in a miniseries or movie
Connie Britton, American Horror Story
Julianne Moore, Game Change
Best supporting actress in a miniseries or movie
Frances Conroy, American Horror Story
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Sarah Paulson, Game Change
Outstanding writing for a comedy
Chris McKenna, Community
Lena Dunham, Girls
Louis C.K., Louie
Amy Poehler, Parks And Recreation
Michael Schur, Parks and Recreation
“I’ll do what I can to help y’all. But, the game’s out there, and it’s play or get played. That simple.” - Omar Little
This is what happens when your adorable friend approves of random links you send him on gchat.
Per the copy on the actual website:
This shirt is dedicated to the fiercely loyal counterparts of our favorite Winterfellas & ladies!
Who knew College Humor could be funny? Like, at all?
The clock’s tickin’, I just count the hours…until the finale tonight.
Anyone else looking forward to it?
For once, it seems like Robb Stark has bested his bastard brother Jon Snow in the hotness department. I guess it helps that this is from the pages of Esquire Mexico and not on the battlefields of Westeros.
Stacy Renly Baratheon is looking good. Maybe it’s the bourbon talking (or my cock), but got dayum, I think we found our king.
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
