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Anonymous asked: IDK...look at what you blog about. the larger issue is probably you and your sweeping generalizations, not them. you post about 700 dollar bags and trolling guys on grindr, but everyone else needs to work on their narcissism and self-delusion? come on.

The bag was a joke - and the guys on grindr are, too.  If you can’t appreciate someone’s sense of humor, there’s no need to complain about it.

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What’s a boy to do in Boston for fun?

I’m a menace to society.

I’m a menace to society.

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Anonymous asked: Since it's a 30Rock reference, couldn't you just use it as a tool to filter out the ones that aren't worth your time?

That was the intention, but then a ton of them started telling me how sorry they were that my “friend” had died.

I also used to post my name as Seth Cohen; that ended after the first twenty or so dudes called me Seth. 

I think it’s time to change my grindr profile, y’all.  You do not want to know how many dudes can’t define the word “gynecologist.”

Where had we gone?

  • me: Ryan is a friend of mine
  • me: And his grindr description says "I drank all the throwing wine"
  • me: But he wants a new one
  • me: So I suggested "GET THIS: My gynecologist killed himself!"
  • Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
  • Chris: and we're back!