If it was still 2005 and Harry Potter was relevant, I would be really tempted to print this flier off for our campus.
If my mind were split in two, you could bet on the hemispheres being represented by these two houses.
Quidditch Pong Rules
- Choose what team goes first with your sorting hat!
- If the quaffle (ping pong ball) goes through a hoop and makes it in a cup, it counts as two (much like if the ball were to bounce).
- If the quaffle goes through a hoop, the enemy team is allowed to use their bludgers (hands) to knock it out of the way.
- When there is one cup left, the snitch must be used. Trust me, this makes things a lot more difficult. I made my snitch by just wrapping a ball in yellow duct tape and attaching a few wings made out of paper, but you could easily use a yellow ping pong ball with glued on wings.
- Finish off the night with the Expelliarmus shot and enjoy.
Repeat until you have magical powers. Obliviate, indeed.
I honestly cannot imagine going out of your way to play this game, but if it were set up a party, you know I would fucking destroy people.
I would take the Mockingjay over the Deathly Hollows any day.
Ain’t dat the troof.
I’d rock Ravenclaw and Slytherin.
Obviously.
Is this an adult Slytherin? Has he become a professor at Oxford or something?
I’m seeing HP7P2 on Thursday night
Proposed costume: silver lamé booty shorts, hunter green tank, and iron-on letters that say “Can I Slytherin?”
Or I could just wear that and say I’m on the Slytherin wrestling team.
My future child.
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
