Happy birthday to Jessica Chastain - 36 and completely impeccable.
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Whoever invented this “leaked Entourage script pages” tumblr is a genius, bro.
There should always be more Jessica Chastain on tumblr.
Her personal life remains essentially mysterious; one rumor she heard said that she was sisters with her Help co-star Bryce Dallas Howard’s sister, the illegitimate daughter of director Ron Howard. She laughs at that one, but doesn’t seem to want the sort of attention that would expose her actual family to the world.
Not only am I glad that The Hollywood Reporter finally put a rest to that ridiculous rumor, I’m ecstatic to see my personal Lord and Savior Jessica Chastain receiving the attention she deserves.
Jessica Chastain is ascendant. She is perfection.
One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite films ever.
My brother Joe and I were just discussing the majestic, understated perfection that is Jessica Chastain. Then this happened.
See those storm clouds rollin’ in
Just like I knew it would begin
Midnight sky at noon today
Shelter’s still so far away
And I don’t know just what we’ll do
I don’t know just where we’ll go
All I know is we’ve got to move
All I know is to keep you close
Ughhh, been saying this forever.
Jessica Chastain is a Facebook life interest of mine.
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
