Choking On My Own Laughter

  • me: https://twitter.com/cschleichsrun/status/199549542549553152
  • Joe: hahaha
  • Joe: i saw one i liked the other day that was something along the lines of:
  • Joe: "you is kind. you is special. you is 4/5 stars from 271 reviews"
  • Joe: quote from the upcoming film The Yelp
Posted on January 13th, 2013 at 11:39AM
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#Joe#The Help#The Yelp#Yelp#Twitter

Female Rappers and Miniature Horses

  • me: Was it that creepy?
  • Joe: a lil
  • me: We have like seven years of friendship to mine for creepy sentences
  • Joe: ew
  • Joe: i hate that i just typed "lil"
  • Joe: "lil" is only acceptable in certain situations
  • me: Yeah I hate you for that too
  • me: LIL MAMA
  • Joe: like "lil sebastian"
  • me: LIL KIM
  • me: I love that you go to Parks and Rec and I go to female rappers
  • me: Our lives in a nutshell
  • Joe: hahahahaha...yep
Posted on July 23rd, 2012 at 1:36PM
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#Joe#Parks and Rec#Parks and Recreation#Lil Sebastian#Lil Mama#Lil Kim#My lip gloss is poppin'#How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of a...?

You are too twisted for color TV

  • me: I might watch Steel Magnolias drunk and liveblog it with my friend Matt
  • Joe: oh god haha
  • Joe: i've never seen that movie
  • me: Because you are wretched
  • Joe: right. exactly
  • Joe: i'm also not 48 like you
  • Joe: THE 2 YEAR DIFFERENCE IN AGE IS A MASSIVE CHASM OF TIME WHICH CAN NEVER BE OVERCOME
Posted on April 28th, 2012 at 11:51AM
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#Joe#Matt#BinxBolling#Steel Magnolias

Regarding the ending of Mockingjay

  • me: I know the last time that I went to war
  • Joe: i just felt it was rushed
  • me: Things were nuts
  • Joe: i also found it totally unreasonable she would be upset, because the last time i went to war
  • Joe: we used a bunch of children as pawns
  • Joe: and no one really had a problem with it
  • me: RESPONSE REDACTED TO SAVE ME FROM LOOKING LIKE MORE OF AN ASSHOLE
Posted on March 21st, 2012 at 1:46PM
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#Joe#Hunger Games#Mockingjay#The Hunger Games