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lindsaylohanslastfan:

SOOOOO…. r3cently it has been r3p0rted that Lindsay Lohan maybz will be d0ing Big Brother UK…. ”“Lindsay would be an absolutely amazing signing for us,” a source tells theSunday Mirror. ”She’s a fiery character too, so there are sure to be a some major clashes with other celebrities if we get her in the house.”“ SOOOOO… many might $ay that thi$ is LILO hitting a new l0w and stuff… THEY R R3TARDED. The UK has r3ally high $tandards 4 th3ir superstars… I m3an th3y have royalty, so if LILO is g0nna g0 2 the UK 4 a reality sh0w it mak3s her like part of the Royal family and $tuff. Thi$ is all part 0f h3r giant cumback of glory.. Lindsay Lohan is g0nna g0 2 the UK, tear shit up and ppl r g0nna be l3ft saying “who is Pippa Middleton or Queen Elizabeth, I worship Lindsay Lohan.” The Brits cr3ated gr3at thingz… Th3y gave Africa it’s b0rderz and r th3 reas0n y Ghandhi b3came more than just a skinny Indian guy, SOOO n0w th3y r giving the w0rld th3ir next big c0ntributi0n…LINDSAY LOHAN’S COMEBACK.

I <3 LILO. America <3 LILO. We <3 LILO. THE UNITED KINGDOM <3 LILO

OMG WHO IS THIS BRILLIANT PERSON!?!