These Are My Friends
- Greg: the holding cell Lindsay Lohan was in last night in the 10th precinct was the one i was in 8 months ago
- me: FAME

More stunning perfection slash a genius work of art.

ACTING WITH A CAPITAL A.
(via lindsaylohanslastfan)
Brilliant and not at all offensive.
(via lindsaylohanslastfan)
SOOOOO…. r3cently it has been r3p0rted that Lindsay Lohan maybz will be d0ing Big Brother UK…. ”“Lindsay would be an absolutely amazing signing for us,” a source tells theSunday Mirror. ”She’s a fiery character too, so there are sure to be a some major clashes with other celebrities if we get her in the house.”“ SOOOOO… many might $ay that thi$ is LILO hitting a new l0w and stuff… THEY R R3TARDED. The UK has r3ally high $tandards 4 th3ir superstars… I m3an th3y have royalty, so if LILO is g0nna g0 2 the UK 4 a reality sh0w it mak3s her like part of the Royal family and $tuff. Thi$ is all part 0f h3r giant cumback of glory.. Lindsay Lohan is g0nna g0 2 the UK, tear shit up and ppl r g0nna be l3ft saying “who is Pippa Middleton or Queen Elizabeth, I worship Lindsay Lohan.” The Brits cr3ated gr3at thingz… Th3y gave Africa it’s b0rderz and r th3 reas0n y Ghandhi b3came more than just a skinny Indian guy, SOOO n0w th3y r giving the w0rld th3ir next big c0ntributi0n…LINDSAY LOHAN’S COMEBACK.
I <3 LILO. America <3 LILO. We <3 LILO. THE UNITED KINGDOM <3 LILO
OMG WHO IS THIS BRILLIANT PERSON!?!
Never forget.

Man I promise, she’s so self conscious…

