My friend Ashley found a license plate of which she approves.

My friend Ashley found a license plate of which she approves.

“If you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.”

If you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.”

But this is my face for most human interaction.

But this is my face for most human interaction.

How kind of them to drop on a Sunday so we don’t have to use precious vacation time.

How kind of them to drop on a Sunday so we don’t have to use precious vacation time.

This smacks of Lucille Bluth throwing shade.

This smacks of Lucille Bluth throwing shade.

Now look at what you just saw, This is what you live for, Aaaahhh, I’m a muthafucking monster!

Now look at what you just saw,
This is what you live for,
Aaaahhh, I’m a muthafucking monster!

Not cool, bro.

Not cool, bro.

There’s always money in the banana stand…or in making art inspired by Arrested Development.

Lucille and Mitt is fucking genius.

Lucille and Mitt is fucking genius.

Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?

Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?

I say the final Lucille line in casual conversation on a regular basis.

I talk to people like this.

(via bossypants)

And that’s why you always bring a flask.

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