Instant boner, y’all.
Have I really become a cat dude?
That sounds about right.
Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the bourbon is so delightful. So if you’ve no place to go…Grab a glass. Crack the wax. Let it flow.
After sleeping for 12 hours, I think I’m well enough to finally go see Skyfall.
Looking forward to it.
Regardless of what candidate you support, the cocktail “The Candidate” is easy to get behind (and drink) this Fall!
-1 part Maker’s Mark
-1/2 part St Germaine
-2 parts cider
-Splash of Ginger Ale
-Lime to garnish
Tuesday night’s plans courtesy of the Maker’s Mark Facebook page.
Just downright terrifying.
Note this for my next birthday. You know, minus the glitter.
Oh, how I’ve missed you.
This is the first time I’ve ever enjoyed Boston-branding.
Why is The Awl mocking me and my new “not drinking during the week” rule with telling me today is Bourbon Day?
Not cool, bro.
If my birthday was on Saturday, is it too late to ask for a custom-made Maker’s Mark corn hole set?
Happy Derby Day, everybody. Remember to drink irresponsibly.
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
