Gretchen: Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.
Karen: So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.
Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.
Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
Gretchen: You can’t sit with us!
Regina: [pause] These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
Regina: [after being ignored] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.
I had this EXACT conversation with my team mate at work today. Emphasis on “You can’t sit with us!” and “Because that vest was disgusting!”