on-the-otherside-of-the-rainbow asked: I will make your Natalie Portmania a national holiday in my life.
But seriously, you are the best. I hope you enjoyed celebrating the life and times of Harvard alumna Natalie Hershlag Portman.
I spent this year’s Christmas with my best friend in Philly and I felt it…I felt perfect. She’s been a dancer most of her life and I spent one too many nights referencing Nina Sayers. The obvious result are these rules for the Black Swan drinking game.
One must drink from beverage when:
- Anyone mentions perfection
- A human being takes on the appearance of a bird
- You can see Lily’s tattoo
- Feet are shown outside of ballet slippers
- Anyone discusses Beth
- Nina’s full name is announced or appears onscreen (call list, poster)
- The full phrase “Swan Queen” is uttered
Optional Shit-faced Rule: You have to drink every time you see black or white.
Gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth.
Only, I don’t know how they got out, dear.
Turn me back into the pet that I was when we met.
I was happier then with no mind-set.
I was going to mark Black Friday with Black SwanDay, but decided Natalie simply wasn’t getting enough love. So I’mma expand it to a full marathon - known as Natalie Portmania - by adding Closer and Garden State.
Feel free to make this a national holiday, people.
And so it is…just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is: the shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky
Pink wig, thick ass, I give ‘em whiplash.
Think big, get cash, make ‘em blink fast.
Typical Harvard student.
(via fuckyeahsnl)
Trying to get this statement of intent finished, but I’m just too exhausted. Maybe if I take a bath, someone will drown me and I can take a few days off.
I think big, get cash, make ‘em blink fast
“Thank you. My real name… is plain… Jane Jones.”
I just want to be perfect.
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
