I feel pretty bummed about the whole “No dudes in spandex rolling around together” at the 2020 Olympics.

I feel pretty bummed about the whole “No dudes in spandex rolling around together” at the 2020 Olympics.

Danell Leyva just posted this photo to his Facebook page of him “just hanging out with [his] medal.”
The real question is when we get to hang out.

Danell Leyva just posted this photo to his Facebook page of him “just hanging out with [his] medal.”

The real question is when we get to hang out.

Champion of my heart.

Champion of my heart.


Kevin Mayer of France was 24th in the long jump portion of the decathlon.

Kevin Mayer of France was 24th in the long jump portion of the decathlon.


Paschal Behrenbruch of Germany was 12th in the long jump portion of the decathlon.

Paschal Behrenbruch of Germany was 12th in the long jump portion of the decathlon.

Another photo from the Lifestyle Miami shoot.

Another photo from the Lifestyle Miami shoot.


The Greek goalkeeper Filippos Karampetsos during the team’s preliminary round water polo match against Kazakhstan.

But seriously, water polo.  Because water polo.

The Greek goalkeeper Filippos Karampetsos during the team’s preliminary round water polo match against Kazakhstan.

But seriously, water polo.  Because water polo.

Lifestyle Miami recently posted some new photos of Danell Leyva after an interview with the Olympic medalist.

Lifestyle Miami recently posted some new photos of Danell Leyva after an interview with the Olympic medalist.


Danell Leyva of the United States, shown here on the rings, won the bronze.

He most certainly did.

Danell Leyva of the United States, shown here on the rings, won the bronze.

He most certainly did.


Laure Manaudou of France, foreground, in a preliminary heat of the 200-meter backstroke.

Laure Manaudou of France, foreground, in a preliminary heat of the 200-meter backstroke.


[Gabby] Douglas, a 16-year-old from Virginia Beach, became the first African-American Olympic all-around gymnastics champion and the third consecutive American to win.

I love her and our shared hometown.

[Gabby] Douglas, a 16-year-old from Virginia Beach, became the first African-American Olympic all-around gymnastics champion and the third consecutive American to win.

I love her and our shared hometown.

Just in case you felt like having a boner/lady wood today.

Just in case you felt like having a boner/lady wood today.


Manuel Minginfel of Micronesia dropped his weights in the men’s 62-kilogram class.

Manuel Minginfel of Micronesia dropped his weights in the men’s 62-kilogram class.


Sebastian Stoss of Austria, below, and Derya Buyukuncu of Turkey competing in the first heat of the 200-meter backstroke.

Sebastian Stoss of Austria, below, and Derya Buyukuncu of Turkey competing in the first heat of the 200-meter backstroke.

Bjorn Barrefors might convince me to give a shit about track and field/the decathlon this year.