Ron Swanson was in the fifth episode of The West Wing. In case you needed a reason to start streaming the show on Netflix.
This is my 2012 encapsulated in a single picture.
Pizza is your grandfather’s calzone.
When I tell Amy Poehler that her Parks and Recreation co-star Adam Scott is taking me to his storage unit in an isolated industrial complex down by the L.A. River, she is delighted: “Ha! That sounds like the last few hours of your life before he kills you.” She also says that when Scott invites people to see his “storage unit,” he usually takes them around the corner and pulls his pants down.
There’s something about Adam Scott that is simultaneously funny and familiar. I rarely find myself laughing hysterically at his performances, but he’s consistently funny in a way an old friend can be counted on to make you chuckle. He’s incredible on Parks and Rec, Friends With Kids, and Bachelorette.
Female Rappers and Miniature Horses
- me: Was it that creepy?
- Joe: a lil
- me: We have like seven years of friendship to mine for creepy sentences
- Joe: ew
- Joe: i hate that i just typed "lil"
- Joe: "lil" is only acceptable in certain situations
- me: Yeah I hate you for that too
- me: LIL MAMA
- Joe: like "lil sebastian"
- me: LIL KIM
- me: I love that you go to Parks and Rec and I go to female rappers
- me: Our lives in a nutshell
- Joe: hahahahaha...yep
I just watched this episode earlier today and “Formal Usted” was my favorite rule by far.
(via bossypants)
All Donna Meagle all the time.
(via agentlemanintraining)
Valentine’s Day sucks Anna Howard Shaw Day is awesome, but so are these cards that Vulture made earlier…
I wish I was that little boy, because I love hot dogs. And Leslie Knope.
What if Parks and Rec were a Saturday morning cartoon? Well, the world would be a better place, dumb ass. Why ask silly questions like that?
I die.
(via pioneerman)
I see what you did there.
(via bossypants)
Parks and Rec theme: the acoustic version.
I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly...
