Remember when I was in Philly over Christmas and I tried on some Warby Parker’s and even though I looked like shit they were actually kinda cute and I didn’t hate them? Remember that?

Important breaking news this afternoon…
Okay, who wants to buy me this Phillies shirt so I can add it to my collection of Phillies shirts to wear while we win the World Series?

Since Vick was released from prison, dozens of current and former athletes have been arrested. Burress may have been one of the few to go to jail, but professional athletes from every league have been charged with everything from drug possession to murder (and too many DUIs to count). And not one of their cases has sparked national outrage or, better yet, a hard look at what the NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL can do about their crime problems.









