“It’s menage a trois - you and me and Heineken.”
Also known as: My love life in Boston.

I keep dancing on my own
Hold up a second, now I got something on my dirty mind
I start out with good intentions but mess it up like all the time
I try to keep up appearance but always end up way out of line
I need some kind of miracle, cause I lost all my faith in science
So I put my faith in me
She said: “There just must be more to life than this”
He said: “Careful, cause you might just get your wish”
Let me tell you how it be
You won’t get with this, you see
‘Cause you can’t handle me
“You make your big move and I see you’re not used to being rejected” is my new go-to line for when I can’t say, “Fuck you.”
(via 827)
And I am helpless sometimes, wishing’s just no good
‘Cause you don’t see me like I wish you would
Spinning Around in Circles
Robyn came on at work today and I quickly realized that I am, in fact, dancing on my own. Now I’ve spent the rest of the day stuck in a Swedish pop-infused existential crisis.

Robyn proves yet again that she murders all the competition. Well done, winner of the 2008 Nobel Price in Awesomeness.
Let me tell you how it’d be
You won’t get with this you see
‘Cause you can’t handle me
Flawless. Brilliant. Stunning. Iconic. Sonic Perfection.
Now what, your jaw has dropped
Until the music stop, you know
I still run this thing like a dancehall queen
I really don’t want no hassle
Now what, your jaw has dropped
Until the music stop, you know
I still run this thing like a dancehall queen
I really don’t want no hassle
I got them hypnotized
I get another shout out on the mic
Keep me at all you like
I came to dance, not to socialize
My system’s in mint condition
The power’s up on my transistors
Working fine, no glitches
Plug me in and flip some switches
Oh look, it’s my favorite Swede in history.
And she’s FLAWLESS.



