I’m fairly certain these are from two separate shoots, and yet I still want to spend the rest of my life with him (and that hat).

My future husband might need to become my next cover photo.  The world needs to see more Ryan Bertroche anyway.

My future husband might need to become my next cover photo.  The world needs to see more Ryan Bertroche anyway.

He is more attractive than literally every single person in Boston.

He is more attractive than literally every single person in Boston.

Why can’t I just meet Ryan Bertroche and marry him? Boston is full of short morons.

Why can’t I just meet Ryan Bertroche and marry him? Boston is full of short morons.

Like, seriously. Got dayum.

Like, seriously. Got dayum.

I haven’t posted Ryan Bertroche in awhile.  And that’s a crime against humanity.

I haven’t posted Ryan Bertroche in awhile.  And that’s a crime against humanity.

Ryan Bertroche would inspire patriotism in anyone.

Ryan Bertroche would inspire patriotism in anyone.

Excuse me, but the focus is on his face.

Excuse me, but the focus is on his face.

Man of Steel, indeed.

Man of Steel, indeed.

Vapors.

Vapors.