You are too twisted for color TV
- me: I might watch Steel Magnolias drunk and liveblog it with my friend Matt
- Joe: oh god haha
- Joe: i've never seen that movie
- me: Because you are wretched
- Joe: right. exactly
- Joe: i'm also not 48 like you
- Joe: THE 2 YEAR DIFFERENCE IN AGE IS A MASSIVE CHASM OF TIME WHICH CAN NEVER BE OVERCOME