You are too twisted for color TV

  • me: I might watch Steel Magnolias drunk and liveblog it with my friend Matt
  • Joe: oh god haha
  • Joe: i've never seen that movie
  • me: Because you are wretched
  • Joe: right. exactly
  • Joe: i'm also not 48 like you
  • Joe: THE 2 YEAR DIFFERENCE IN AGE IS A MASSIVE CHASM OF TIME WHICH CAN NEVER BE OVERCOME