Looking at Steve Boyd’s body basically impregnates me. Don’t even need his face.

Looking at Steve Boyd’s body basically impregnates me. Don’t even need his face.

Remember all those people who told you that smoking doesn’t look cool?
They never saw Steve Boyd.

Remember all those people who told you that smoking doesn’t look cool?

They never saw Steve Boyd.

I could make some really eloquent musings here as I compare the structure of Steve’s body and face to the architecture in the buildings that surround him.
But I’m content to just stare at him and consider him top five most perfect humans.

I could make some really eloquent musings here as I compare the structure of Steve’s body and face to the architecture in the buildings that surround him.

But I’m content to just stare at him and consider him top five most perfect humans.

Steve Boyd and I have a tattoo in the same area.  Clearly we’re destined to be soul mates/best friends.

Steve Boyd and I have a tattoo in the same area.  Clearly we’re destined to be soul mates/best friends.

More evidence of my obsession with Steve Boyd.

More evidence of my obsession with Steve Boyd.

Steve Boyd - checkPerfect white briefs (RL, natch) - checkBad ass cigarette - checkJaunty hip pose - checkBottle of Jack - checkFLAWLESS PERFECTION - check 

Steve Boyd - check
Perfect white briefs (RL, natch) - check
Bad ass cigarette - check
Jaunty hip pose - check
Bottle of Jack - check
FLAWLESS PERFECTION - check 

Ash: omg who is steve boyd? he’s so yummy

Ash: omg who is steve boyd? he’s so yummy

“I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.”
- Oscar Wilde.
Ummm, except in this case, bud.

“I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.”

- Oscar Wilde.

Ummm, except in this case, bud.

His face is like a life goal for me.  I find it aspirational.

His face is like a life goal for me.  I find it aspirational.

Quite possibly perfection personified.

Quite possibly perfection personified.