I was going to say this is my first year dressing as a man rumored to be gay. Then I remembered I was Aaron Schock in 2010.
Rodney’s comin’ over to watch a DVD. Who’s cookin’ dinner? Not me!
— Helen “Greg” Gregson, Summer Heights High

She’s blasé and she knows it…
You said you were anorexic, obviously you were lying.
(via roguebicycles)

